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灾厄降临 黑十三郎 7352 字 1个月前

不过正如他的ID(上头猫),这名选手打起职业来,脑子不是很好使,虽然自己打的中单2号位,却经常做出1V3,1V4的举动(当然跪了),而且尤其喜欢跟对面的辅助一换一,突出一个谁不服我就跟你一换一!

从此,我叫战神7,和你一换一的美名就传播开了,战神7也迫于压力没有继续打职业,不过他仍然活跃在职业圈,希望大家支持这样有干劲,有能力的选手!

NO.16

干干干!救救救!阿西吧!

出自宝哥

宝哥是以前老DK战队的5号位,专职辅助B神,老好人,现在没打职业了,在YY做直播,有时候会切换成“支付宝”形态,强行“支付”送人头!

大家脑补一下以下场景。

宝哥身先士卒,杀入敌阵,口中喊着“干干干!”,结果发现自己不是B神不能1V9,快要体力不支倒下了,焦急的宝哥大喊“救救救!”,结果队友一看宝哥又切换“支付宝”形态了,毅然选择了放弃宝哥,宝哥终于壮烈牺牲,宝哥长吁一口气“阿西吧!”

NO.17

我们的猪肉粒含有牛肉成分!

出自09(牛肉9,翔9,偷钱9)

我们都知道着名大忽悠09先森,通过自己在DOTA取得的一定成绩,将自己包装成了一个全民偶像,聪明的09利用自己的名声做起了淘宝生意,食品店那叫一个火爆!

其中很着名的产品就是OX牛肉粒,结果细心的网友调查发现,该牛肉粒根本不是牛肉做的而是猪肉做的!结果却明目张胆的起着牛肉粒的名字!

我大酒神迫于压力站出来辟谣,我们的猪肉粒,是含有牛肉成分的!

至于你信不信,我反正信了!

NO.18

我就问你满足不满足!

出自XB

某次DK跟TONGFU比赛,线下赛,没有隔音室,双方可以尽情嘲讽。这不正中老队长XB的下怀吗?怒吼天尊不是白叫的,于是XB在比赛中,就让对面明白了。

送!送!送!会不会玩!

杀我,杀我!咬你就是两口!

我就问你满足不满足!

满足不满足!

可怜的香蕉和HAO娘根本没见过这个阵势,直接给吓傻了....。。

满足不满足,这句话也成为了嘲讽的必备!

当你打路人艹翻全场的时候,一句,我就问你满足不满足,尽显霸气本色!

NO.19

打的跟NM要赢了一样!

出自LONGDD(霍比特龙,AKK龙,翔龙,DOUBLEDICKLONG,喝汤龙,长沙赵子龙,吹B龙)

着名单口相声演员LONGDD在的单口相声,相信很多吧友都听过。像我们龙神这种混黑社会的,一把砍刀从东边砍到西边,血浮血海的,免不了结了很多仇人。俗话说,常在河边走,哪能不湿鞋!

龙神直播的时候,经常会匹配到自己的仇家,仇人相见,分外眼红,对面经常打的十分凶残,满场干!无奈我大龙神的护龙山庄,高手如云,几大护法武功高强,对面路人也是有心杀贼无力回天!虽然打的很有血性,可惜却仍旧败下阵来!

这时候龙神喝一口汤,嚼一口槟榔,轻蔑的一句“打的跟NM要赢了一样!”,霸气十足!

NO.20

FENSHOUKUAILE,ZHAOJIESHIWODELE。

分手快乐,赵洁是我的了!

出自DENDI(乌克兰老司机)

DENDI一直以搞怪出名,不过他所在的NAVI战队成绩却是十分傲人的!一次与LGD的比赛临近结束,NAVI战队获得胜利,DENDI当着几万人看直播的面,在公共频道打出了fenshoukuaile,zhaojieshiwodele!这样一句话。

要知道,赵洁当时还是LGD战队队长小8的女朋友,两人之前因为一些摩擦闹了矛盾,甚至要分手。结果DENDI竟然在比赛中来了这么一句话!当时小8就忍不住回了句SHABI!

事后,DENDI道了歉,表示是别人教他这么说的,他也不知道什么意思。至于到底谁教的?有人说就是赵洁本人,有人说是赵洁的好友狐狸妈(430前女友),至于到底是谁?笑笑就好~~

英文版:

Famed/funnyChinesequotesandtheirorigins

ThisshouldbeafunlittlebitonsomeChinesedotamemesandinsidejokes.Notall-enpassingorparticularlypoliticallycorrect,butfun.

1.“WhodoIpull!Tellme!Who!”(拉谁,说话,拉谁!!)

OriginatesfromtheTauntKing,rOtK.

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Inamatch,xB/rOtKwasonhisfavoredBatrider,andwasconfidentlytauntingandshoutingthis.Andthen…hegrabbedacreep,andthewholeworldlookedoninawe.

2.“GivemeSpectre,ifIlosethenI’llchopmyhandoff!”(给我幽鬼,卜赢就砍手)

FromHao,whenhehadfirstbrokenintothescenefornotlong.Asthesayinggoes,ayoungcalfdoesnotfearevenafearsometiger,andsoagainstastrongopponent,HaoconfidentlyrequestedhisteampickSpectreforhim.Fromthenon,“ChophandHao”wasborn.

3.“Justthat,sometimeswhenwelose,Ifeellikemyteammatesaren’tstrongenough.”(就是在很多输比赛的时候,我会感觉队友卜给力)

AcertainXuZhilei,orBurNIng.Withtherecentgameversionchanges,aswellasDK’s“1kick4drama”intheirbigpost-TI3rosterchange,acpaniedbysomefluctuatingperformancesfromBurNInghimself,somepeoplebroughtthisquoteupagain,andusedittosuggestcertainthingsaboutBurNIng.ThequoteitselforiginatedfromaG-1Leaguesometimeago.

Inactuality,afterthequotehewentonandsaid,“Butstill,Dotaisa5personteamgame…”Soofcourse,lossesshouldbetheresponsibilityofeveryone.Thisshowsthepoweroftakingpartofaquote,outofcontext.

4.“You’relikeafarmer!”(跟土农民一样)

ShoutedZhouatacertainofflineeventawhileback.ThiswasdirectedatnoneotherthanxB/rOtK,whoofcoursehadbeenbusy,andloud,shoutingandtauntingthroughout.Zhou,frustrated,resortedtothisretort—onewhichmusthaveangeredallthehardworkingfarmersinChina.Intheend,hisretortdidnotaffectrOtK,andultimatelyledtoZhoubeinggiventhe“FarmerZhou”nickname.

Sad…

5.“IreallyfeelbadforSansheng!”(真替狗哥不值)

RightafterZhou’sfarmerresponse,rOtKesbackwiththis.Itisinreferencetothefactthatjustpriortothisevent,Zhouandhisnewteam,iG,haddecidedthatSanshengwassurplustorequirements.“IreallyfeelbadforSansheng!Sansheng,isthisniceorisitnice??”andintheaudience,achorusof“nice!!”soundedinresponse,officiallymarkingZhou’stauntingasafailureinthefaceofrOtK.(rOtKtrashtalkingthefactthatiGwaslosingandhadkickedSansheng,perhapsSanshengstilldeservedtobeontheteam)

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6.“CometoDota1andseeifIdon’tbeatyoutillyoucry?”(来D1,卜把妮打哭?)

Thefamedwordsofalargelyunknownplayer,NL_KS,ahighlevelpubplayerandoccasionalsemi-petitiveparticipant.AtthetimepartofateamcalledGreedy.DuetoingtoDota2relativelylate,theywereonthelosingendofalopsidedbloodbath,andviewersweremercilesslymakingfunoftheirperformance.OurNL_KScouldn’tstophimselfanylongerandsentthismessageoutin-game,storminghiswayintotheranksofeternalinfamy.

7.“I’msorry,thispetitionIhavetowin.”(对卜起,这个比赛我要赢)

From2009.Inasolomidpetitionsomeyearsago,thefinalswas2009versusLongDD.Upon2009′sAlchemistgettingacourierkillintheriver,heconfidentlytypedoutthismessage.Ofcourse,intheendhedidinfactwin.

8.“Iwasn’teventhemostnoob!”(我又卜是最菜的)

Onceagain,wordsfromrOtK.Inthisyear’sbigDKrosterchange,everyoneexceptBurNIngwasslatedtobereplaced.RotK,astheofflaner,hadlongbeendescribedbyfansasafeederandaweaklink.Inasubsequentinterview,rOtK,unabletoaccepthisnewreality,gaveusthisquote.

9.“I’mnota**ingdumbass,Ipersonallytookhertotheplane!”(我TM又卜是SB,我亲自送她上的飞机)

FromPISinafairlyrecentincidentrevolvingaroundagirlfriendofhis.Rumorswerethatshehadgoneofftocheatonhiminanothercity,soherespondedwiththisquoteinaYYstream,showingusallthatheisarealmanandknowswhatisgoingonaroundhim.Unfortunately,inthefaceofmoreevidence,ameretwohourslaterhewasbackonhisYYstreamsayingthat,“yesindeed,therumorsaretrue,I’vebeenplayed,let’sleaveitatthatmyfriends”.

10.“Wegavethispetitionawayforfree!”(这个比赛白送了)

OnceagainfromrOtK(dudeyou’realloverthisthing).RotKhadjustetoVG,playinghissameofflanerole.Tutuwasthecarryatthetime,andhadn’tbeenplayingwell,butwasshowingsignsofimprovement.VGwasplayingstrongerandstronger,butstill,Tutuwasunderpressureoffamilyillnessaswellasthethreatofbeingreplaced,andVGendeduplosingintheNEST.Afterwards,rOtKfeltthatitwasbecauseofTutu’svariousissuesthatcausedthisloss.Andthus,fansnowadayswillsay“Wegavethisawayforfree”wheneverVGloses.

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11.“Youcan’tletHaitaoTreadSwitch.”(妮卜能让海涛切假腿)

OriginatesfromHaitao,famousDotacaster,personality,andmakerofguidesandVODs.ThelegendgoesthatHaitao,oncehegetsTreads,thegameisover,youlost.HeoncekilledaCentaurwith6HeartsonlybyTreadswitchingonhisCM.HisAPMgoesover600withTreads.InactualitythequotecameaboutbecauseheoftentalksabouthowTreadswitchinghasmanyversatileuses,andhegoesonandonabouthowTreadsaregreatifyoucanswitchthemproperly,asifTreadswitchingisthekeytobeingagreatplayer.Whileitmaybeimportant,hisfansseizeduponthistopokefunatagenerallywell-lovedpersonality.

12.“Wewillnever20minuteGG.”(我们卜会20投)

WordsfromZhou.InaninterviewwherehewasaskedaboutthedifferencesbetweenDotaandLoL,Zhou’sbrainshortcircuited,and,deliveredwithasmallsmile,thiswasthebesthecouldeupwith.Thetragedyis,inimmediatelyfollowingmatches,Zhou’siGendedupGGingin16minutes,andthusthisquotebecameonethatZhoucannotescape.Inreality,Zhoulaterclarifiedthatthequotewasonethathewasinstructedtosaybytheorganizationforpromotionalpurposes…butatthispoint,whocares?

13.“Shadowfienddoesn’tsuitthisversionanymore.”(SF已经卜适合这个版本了!)

SaysDanche,orNekomata,famedretiredproplayerandcurrentGamefymentator.Inagameagainstforumfans,theopposingmidplayerpickedSF.Aftersomethought,NekomatapickedHuskar,hisfavorite,andutteredthewords,“IwanttoprovethatShadowfiendisnolongersuitedtothisversion.”Theresultwasthatbeforehehitlevel6,hehadalreadybeendismantled,witha0-5statline.“HowcouldthatRazehavehitme?”“It’sokay,Iamnotthekindofplayerthatpletelyfallsapartfortherestofthegame!”Andthenhecontinueddying,andcontinuedwritingthispageofhislegend.

Nexttohim,fellowmentatorBBCquipped,“ItlookslikeShadowfiendisstillprettysuitableforthisversion.”Fromthenon,HuskarbecamecloselyconnectedwithNekomata!

14.“ApartfromB-God,alltheothercarriesareaboutthesame”(除了BB,其它carry都一样)

小主,

ThesewordsofpraisecamefromLGD’sxiao8duringaWPC-ACEinterview.ThiswasnotonlyashoutouttoBurNIng,placinghimasthebenchmarkforcarryplay,itwasalsoaconfirmationofLGD’sability,suggestingthatnomatterwhatcarryes,LGDisgoodenoughtoperformatthetoplevelwiththeplayer.However…duetosomeinconsistentplayinrecentmonths,somefanstookthisquoteandtwistedittomeanthatalltheothercarriesareaboutthesame,andBurNIngisthelowerstandard…

15.“Iamwargod7,Iwilltradeyouoneforone!”(我叫战神7,和妮一换一!)

FromWarGod7,AKAsydm,thecoach.Inhiscameoappearancesasaproplayerwithteamsthisyear,justashisChineseIDsuggests,heoftengetstunnelvision.Asasolomidplayer,heisoftenseenjumpinginto1v3,1v4fights(ofcoursehelosesthem).Andheespeciallyseemstolovegoingfortradeswithopposingsupports.Maybehejustcan’tstandanyonethattriestoprovokehim.Sohegoesinandtradeshimselfforoneoftheotherteam,anyone!Hisskillisthereforeveryonetosee,andwehopethateveryonecancontinuesupportinghimonhisendeavorsinthescene,andsupportanaggressive,talentedplayer!

16.“Killkillkill!Helphelphelp!Oh**!”(干干干!救救救!阿西吧!)

InactiveproplayerZippO,activestreamer.Goodoldtimer,former5positionforDK,BurNIng’sbabysitter.

Imaginethisscenario:ZippOischargingintotheopposingside,shouting“Killkillkill!”butthenfindsthatheisnotBurNIngandcannot1v9.Almostdead,apanickedZippOstartsshouting“Helphelphelp!”instead,andhisteammates,seeingthathehasgoneintofeedmode,failtoheedhiscries,leavinghimtosigh“Oh**!”

17.“Ourporkballscontainbeefproduct!”(我们的猪肉粒含有牛肉成分)

From2009.Havingmadeitintheproscene,theintelligent2009startedhisownwebshops,oneofwhichsellssnacksandfoodproducts.Sharp-eyedfans,however,spottedthathisBeefballswerenotinfactmadewithbeef,andactuallyweremainlypork.2009,inresponse,repliedwiththis.

18.“Ionlyask,areyousatisfied?”(我就问妮,妮满卜满足?)

rOtk.InanofflinematchbetweenDKandTongFu,nosoundbarriers,fulltauntandshoutenvironment.

小主,

“Feed!Feed!Feed!Doyouevenknowhowtoplay!”

“Killme!Killme!I’lleatyouintwobites!”

“Ionlyask,areyousatisfied?”

“Hadenoughornot!?”

PoorbananaandHaohadneverseensuchasightbefore,andmust’vebeenscaredsilly…

19.“Theyplayasiftheycouldwin!”(打得跟要赢了一样)

longDDonhisYYstream.Duringhisstreams,heoftenrunsintoallkindsofadversariesandfoes.Theseopponents,everygame,eathimtryingtotakehimdown!ButourlongDDis,afterall,someonewithmafiaconnections,acertifiedbadass,andintheendthesekidsallenduplosingtohim.Chewingonhisbetelnut,sippingonhissoup,helightlyuttersthis,fullyshowinghowinsignificanttheyaretohim.

20.“Fenshoukuaile,Zhaojieshiwodele”(乌克兰老司机)

FromDendi.UponwinningagameagainstLGD,Dendisaysthisinfrontoftensofthousandsofviewers.Atthetime,ZhaoJiewasstillxiao8′sgirlfriend,thoughthingswereunstableandwereheadingtowardsbreakup.Xiao8writesback,“Shabi!”,or“Dumbcunt!”.Afterwards,Dendiapologized,sayingthatsomeoneelsehadtaughthimthistosay,andhehadnoideawhatitmeant.Asforwhotaughthim?SomesaiditwasZhaoJieherself,otherssaiditwasFerrari_430′sformergirlfriend,butwhowasitreally?Justlaughabitandmoveon~

21.“Atmostit’s50/50″(五五开,卜能再多了)

LongDD,onceaskedinacastbySansheng,togivehisthoughtsonthegameathand.Atthetimethescorewas26-3.